OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!
Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth
Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me
Chill Dragon Girl - Jay
real tears are coming out of my eyes
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT
I want you to go man!
if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago
People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.
Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.